authentik: dedicated rate-limit carve-out + per-router 5xx observability

Unauthenticated users were getting a blank login screen (and the screen would
sometimes just hang). Root-caused via a read-only fan-out + adversarial verify:
the login SPA cold-loads ~70 flow-executor JS/CSS chunks from /static through
the SHARED 10/50 Traefik limiter, so a fresh/empty-cache load 429s the tail and
a failed ES-module import aborts SPA bootstrap -> permanent blank. authentik was
the only first-party SPA still on the default limiter (8 siblings already have a
carve-out). NAT-shared clients trip it especially easily (shared per-IP bucket).

- traefik: new `authentik-rate-limit` Middleware (average 100 / burst 1000,
  mirroring the existing health/tripit carve-outs). The authentik / and /static
  ingresses switch to it in the authentik-stack commit.
- monitoring: the `traefik` scrape job's drop-regex was a blanket
  `traefik_router_.*`, which also dropped `traefik_router_requests_total` — so
  per-router 4xx/5xx (incl. 429/503) was neither queryable nor alertable.
  Narrowed it to keep the counter while still dropping the high-cardinality
  `*_duration_seconds_bucket` histogram, and added `AuthentikRootRouter5xxHigh`
  for the episodic all-3-server-pods-NotReady 502/503/504 cascade.

Docs updated (networking.md rate-limit list, .claude/CLAUDE.md). GitOps CI applies.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.8 <noreply@anthropic.com>

.claude/CLAUDE.md

@@ -204,7 +204,7 @@ the workflow's built-in `GITHUB_TOKEN` (`packages: write`).
 - **PDBs**: minAvailable=2 on Traefik and Authentik.
 - **Fallback proxies**: basicAuth when Authentik is down, fail-open when poison-fountain is down.
 - **CrowdSec enforcement is out-of-band** (no Traefik plugin/middleware — the dead Yaegi `crowdsec-bouncer-traefik-plugin` was removed on Traefik 3.7.5): banned IPs are dropped **in-kernel via nftables** by the `cs-firewall-bouncer` DaemonSet on **direct** hosts (drops in BOTH the `input` and `forward` hooks — Traefik is ETP=Local so client traffic is DNAT'd to the pod via `forward`; pulls ALL decisions incl. the ~31k CAPI blocklist), and **blocked at the Cloudflare edge** for **proxied** hosts (one `crowdsec_ban` Rules List + a zone WAF block rule, fed by the `crowdsec-cf-sync` CronJob in `rybbit` ns every 2 min — excludes CAPI). Zero per-request latency; **fails open** (LAPI down → no new bans, existing drops persist, legit traffic never blocked). Whitelist covers RFC1918 + tailnet + internal CIDRs. Full as-built: `docs/architecture/security.md`.
-- **Rate limiting**: Return 429 (not 503). Per-service tuning via dedicated middleware + `skip_default_rate_limit` (default 10/s burst 50): Immich 1000/20000, ActualBudget 50/300 (app boot = ~70 parallel revalidations).
+- **Rate limiting**: Return 429 (not 503). Per-service tuning via dedicated middleware + `skip_default_rate_limit` (default 10/s burst 50): Immich 1000/20000, ActualBudget 50/300 (app boot = ~70 parallel revalidations), authentik 100/1000 on `/`+`/static` (login SPA cold-loads ~70 flow chunks from `/static`; default burst 429'd them → blank login screen).
 - **Retry middleware**: 2 attempts, 100ms — in default ingress chain.
 - **Entrypoint transport timeouts** (`websecure` `respondingTimeouts`): `writeTimeout=0` (unlimited download duration), `readTimeout=3600s` (uploads ≤1h), `idleTimeout=600s`. These are **HARD total-duration caps**, not nginx-style per-read idle timeouts — a finite `writeTimeout` truncates *any* large download at that wall-clock mark (a prior `writeTimeout=60s` silently cut Immich videos at 60s). **Do NOT re-tighten `writeTimeout`**; keep `readTimeout` finite (slow-loris backstop) but ≥ longest expected upload. Full rationale: `docs/architecture/networking.md` → "Entrypoint Transport Timeouts".
 - **HTTP/3 (QUIC)**: Enabled on Traefik. Works for **direct (non-proxied) apps** via the dedicated LB IP below (ETP=Local). Proxied apps get QUIC at the Cloudflare edge.
@@ -232,7 +232,7 @@ the workflow's built-in `GITHUB_TOKEN` (`packages: write`).
 - Alertmanager is now scraped (`extraScrapeConfigs` job `alertmanager`) → `alertmanager_notifications_total`/`_alerts`/`_notifications_failed_total` available; it had no `prometheus.io/scrape` annotation so notification volume was previously unmeasurable.
 - Every new service gets Prometheus scrape config + Uptime Kuma monitor. External monitors auto-created for Cloudflare-proxied services by `external-monitor-sync` CronJob (10min, uptime-kuma ns). Mechanism: `ingress_factory` auto-adds `uptime.viktorbarzin.me/external-monitor=true` whenever `dns_type != "none"` (see `modules/kubernetes/ingress_factory/main.tf`) — no manual action needed on new services. The `cloudflare_proxied_names` list in `config.tfvars` is a legacy fallback for the 17 hostnames not yet migrated to `ingress_factory` `dns_type`; don't check that list when debugging "is this monitored?" questions.
 - **External monitoring**: `[External] <service>` monitors in Uptime Kuma test full external path (DNS → Cloudflare → Tunnel → Traefik). Divergence metric `external_internal_divergence_count` → alert `ExternalAccessDivergence` (15min). Config: `stacks/uptime-kuma/`, targets from `cloudflare_proxied_names` in `config.tfvars` (17 remaining centrally-managed hostnames; most DNS records now auto-created by `ingress_factory` `dns_type` param).
-- Key alerts: OOMKill, pod replica mismatch, 4xx/5xx error rates, UPS battery, CPU temp, SSD writes, NFS responsiveness, ClusterMemoryRequestsHigh (>85%), ContainerNearOOM (>85% limit), PodUnschedulable, ExternalAccessDivergence, ImmichSmartSearchSlow (context-search latency / clip_index cache eviction).
+- Key alerts: OOMKill, pod replica mismatch, 4xx/5xx error rates, UPS battery, CPU temp, SSD writes, NFS responsiveness, ClusterMemoryRequestsHigh (>85%), ContainerNearOOM (>85% limit), PodUnschedulable, ExternalAccessDivergence, ImmichSmartSearchSlow (context-search latency / clip_index cache eviction), AuthentikRootRouter5xxHigh (all-3-server-pods-NotReady cascade → 502/503/504 on the authentik `/` router). **The Traefik scrape keeps `traefik_router_requests_total`** (per-router `code` label) — the drop-regex in the `traefik` scrape job drops only the high-cardinality `*_duration_seconds_bucket` histogram, NOT the request counter, so per-router 429/5xx is queryable + alertable.
 - **E2E email monitoring**: CronJob `email-roundtrip-monitor` (every 20 min) sends test email via Brevo HTTP API to `smoke-test@viktorbarzin.me` (catch-all → `spam@`), verifies IMAP delivery, deletes test email, pushes metrics to Pushgateway + Uptime Kuma. Alerts: `EmailRoundtripFailing` (60m), `EmailRoundtripStale` (60m), `EmailRoundtripNeverRun` (60m). Outbound relay: Brevo EU (`smtp-relay.brevo.com:587`, 300/day free — migrated from Mailgun). Inbound external traffic enters via pfSense HAProxy on `10.0.20.1:{25,465,587,993}`, which forwards to k8s `mailserver-proxy` NodePort (30125-30128) with `send-proxy-v2`. Mailserver pod runs alt PROXY-speaking listeners (2525/4465/5587/10993) alongside stock PROXY-free ones (25/465/587/993) for intra-cluster clients. Real client IPs recovered from PROXY v2 header despite kube-proxy SNAT (replaces pre-2026-04-19 MetalLB `10.0.20.202` ETP:Local scheme; see bd code-yiu + `docs/runbooks/mailserver-pfsense-haproxy.md`). Vault: `brevo_api_key` in `secret/viktor` (probe + relay).
 - **Authentik walling-off guard**: `blackbox-exporter` (monitoring ns, `stacks/monitoring/modules/monitoring/authentik_walloff_probe.tf`) probes each must-stay-public `auth = "none"` carve-out URL with `no_follow_redirects` and FAILS (`fail_if_header_matches` on `Location`) iff it 302s to Authentik. Catches a carve-out regressing (TF revert / deploy / `ingress_factory` `auth` default flipping back to `"required"`). Scrape job `blackbox-authentik-walloff` (1m) → alert `AuthentikWallingOffPublicPath` (`probe_failed_due_to_regex == 1`, for 10m, `lane=security` → posts to `#alerts` via the `slack-security` receiver, which keeps its `[SECURITY]` styling; the dedicated `#security` channel was abandoned 2026-06-25 — the shared webhook's app isn't a member of it). **To guard a new carve-out: add one line to `local.authentik_walloff_targets`** (a `service → URL` map; `valid_status_codes` includes 301/302 so legit redirects/404s stay green — only the Authentik `Location` fails the probe). `curl -sI '<url>'` must NOT show a Location to `authentik.viktorbarzin.me` before adding.